You can pay $9.99 for 4 emotes and two additional costumes (1 male, 1 female).
How is that worth $10 again? For $10 I want the in-game Summon Stag Party temp power on a 24hour recharge. Get some down-n-dirty Dominatrix on Postiron action goin down... Now that would make my monthly fee more palettable... :-P
I figure, if they can sell wedding packets, they should sell fuck packets.
Let us not forget, however, that my MMO impaired wife even VOWED to get married in Ultima Online during our actual wedding. I think she would have made me buy the packet.
Seriously though, make the damn thing functional. Allow married heroes to have whole new hero classes of offspring, classes you cannot access otherwise. Mix that up with villain hero types and you have a justification for the fiction.
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You can pay $9.99 for 4 emotes and two additional costumes (1 male, 1 female).
How is that worth $10 again? For $10 I want the in-game Summon Stag Party temp power on a 24hour recharge. Get some down-n-dirty Dominatrix on Postiron action goin down... Now that would make my monthly fee more palettable... :-P
I figure, if they can sell wedding packets, they should sell fuck packets.
Let us not forget, however, that my MMO impaired wife even VOWED to get married in Ultima Online during our actual wedding. I think she would have made me buy the packet.
Seriously though, make the damn thing functional. Allow married heroes to have whole new hero classes of offspring, classes you cannot access otherwise. Mix that up with villain hero types and you have a justification for the fiction.
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